Pirates watch little TV. But every once in a while, they look at her. And then it may happen that in prime time on Sky they come across advertisements like that of BDSwiss. A commercial that froze the black blood of your Jack Sparrow: terror! Crew, it's a raw story of alleged easy profits with online trading (a rather common case…) using binary options this time, a derivative instrument that allows you to bet on the direction of the market, up or down: if you get it right, you earn, otherwise you lose.
All "very simple and easy", as they say with a Swiss accent, in the big advert you find on the BDSWiss website. Here are some key passages from the spot, which I suggest you take your time. For a true aficionado like me, some passages are as memorable as a well-aged Zacapa rum. Judge for yourself. The Swiss accented voice in the BDSwiss commercial starts feeding his fish, saying that: Surely you have heard that in times like this it is difficult to make money on the financial markets. Oh yeah… the imaginary audience of mono-neuronic Pinocchio and Candlewick nods… and here BDSwiss then immediately throws more groundbait into the water: Did you also hear that it's not the truth? From the imaginary audience now rises a murmur in Roman dialect from Sora Lella: “nooo, ma daveeero?”. And down more groundbait for mullet. With BDSwiss it's easier than you think, with no prior knowledge, hidden risks or stress.
Wow! Tough stuff. But how is it done? Don't worry, BDSwiss tells us: The keyword here is binary options. These offer the possibility of reducing trading to: up or down trend, black or white, yes or no, gain or loss. Easy, right? Yes, sure, clear, like in the casino, right? They also reiterate the concept on their site, where they explain that: You will only have to predict whether at the end of the chosen trading period, for example, the price of gold, the DAX or the EUR/USD exchange rate will be higher or lower than at the level at the time of acquisition. Trifles and pinzillacchere, but what does it take, it's just a moment, isn't it? But there's no time, BDSwiss is already pressing (or BDSwiszz, as the voice says in the spot, with a comforting Swiss accent even if, on closer inspection, BD Swiss is the commercial name of BDSwiss Holding Plc, based in Cyprus, a I think it brings to mind Italian savers images of great financial solidity): With BDSwiss you can earn in less than 60 seconds and reach revenues of up to 89% with just one trade. Help! MayDay-MayDay, where is Consob? Have they seen this stuff that also runs in prime time on Sky? But no, the bait is already in the water: There are of course many complicated methods and investment strategies on the global financial market, but often the simplest methods turn out to be the best and, at the moment, the easiest one is to open a free account with BDSwiss.
The Swiss man who comes from Cyprus has already said all the keywords: "earn", "easy", "simple", "best", "free". Now on the part of BDSwiss it is only a matter of waiting for some mullet to bite, reiterating the concept: BDSwiss: very simple, very safe. Certain, safe and simple how to lose money trading online with binary options, CFDs or leveraged investments without knowing anything about trading and financial markets. Watch out for the pen, crew!
